10/22/2004 | Introduction of our protagonists. Not necessarily in chronological order. |
11/03/2004 | Commercial for an already established SFH. Okay, really, not in chronological order. |
11/10/2004 | The boys are bored, and idle minds, and hands, are the playground of the Devil, as they say. Yes, this is the "First" comic, the same way as the "first" scene in Pulp Fiction is Vince and Jules driving to Marvin's place. |
11/17/2004 | Arcturus in class, with the bitch-that-won't-shut-up-from-hell. |
11/24/2004 | The boys discuss their potential first customer. |
12/01/2004 | The first job, a job well done. |
12/08/2004 | Paranoia about their first successful mission, and the ensuing argument. |
12/15/2004 | The second customer arrives. |
12/22/2004 | Finding an office. |
01/05/2005 | The security system works surprisingly well. |
01/12/2005 | They don't murder people... they just help hold them to their words, and if death happens to get involved, then so be it. |
01/19/2005 | Establishing "The Rules." |
01/26/2005 | Holding on to the archaic sense of "personal responsibility." |
02/02/2005 | What do you do when a potential witness is allowed to escape, knowing of your insidious business? Party like it's 1999. |
02/09/2005 | At the acid-trippers shindig. |
02/16/2005 | Never learn this from experience. |
02/23/2005 | Never experience this either. |
03/02/2005 | Making up for personal shortcomings. |
03/09/2005 | Where do they get it all from? |
03/16/2005 | Spineless and refusing to defend himself, the client explains his desire to off himself. |
03/23/2005 | Trying to enlighten his antagonists to the end results of their deeds, the client dies in a most public fashion. |
03/30/2005 | Good-ol' bathroom humor. |
04/06/2005 | New threads, new job. |
04/13/2005 | All services nonrefundable. |
04/27/2005 | Newsprint Karma. |
05/04/2005 | Overwhelmed by vengeful karma, Arcturus takes a walk, while Hunter takes... you'll see. |
05/04/2005 | Meeting at the local diner. |
05/15/2005 | Arcturus takes a good, long look at himself... and starts talking, too. |
05/18/2005 | Arc tries to rationalize his freedom. |
05/22/2005 | Issuing a personal challenge. |
05/25/2005 | Arcturus wins... or he loses. It's really up to which side you're rooting for. |
05/29/2005 | Victory celebrations are cut short by the approach of a stranger. |
06/01/2005 | Making himself comfortable, the stranger begins his tale of why he wishes to die. |
06/05/2005 | The stranger makes it known that he is, in fact, an asshole. |
06/12/2005 | Asshole pisses off the wrong guy at the wrong time. |
06/19/2005 | Beaten to a pulp, he tries to save his skin, attempting to pput others in the line of fire meant for him. |
06/26/2005 | The betrayed betray the betrayer. |
07/03/2005 | For once, doing the right thing. |
07/06/2005 | No matter how much he doesn't want to, he just keeps getting pulled back in. |
07/13/2005 | What Hunter's been up to this whole time. |
07/17/2005 | The job is set into motion. |
07/20/2005 | Once you commit to Suicide-For-Hire, there's no turning back. |
07/24/2005 | As before, Asshole tries to weasel himself out of a situation he got himself into by trying to bring innocents into the fray. |
07/27/2005 | Cleaning up the evidence, the boys stumble upon an unpleasant surprise. |
08/03/2005 | Their work is guaranteed. |
08/07/2005 | Back at the diner, Arcturus is reminded that he may not be as strong as he thinks. |
08/14/2005 | Panic Attack! |
08/17/2005 | Pain Equivocation. |
08/21/2005 | Hunter tries to collect on a debt. |
08/24/2005 | The boys have a Q.T. moment as Hunter distributes his new fake IDs. |
08/28/2005 | How the youth of America REALLY get themselves armed and dangerous. |
08/31/2005 | Forced to go on ahead of schedule, the boys engage in some sketchy business. |
09/07/2005 | The boys encounter a willing customer asking for a quick execution streetside in broad daylight. |
09/11/2005 | The client breaches a prime regulation and tells of her story of woe. |
09/14/2005 | Unrequited love leads the client into becoming a stalker. |
09/18/2005 | When Techniques Backfire. Next, on Fox. |
09/21/2005 | Jealousy makes her tread her most desperate path yet. |
09/25/2005 | Sketchy behavior. |
09/28/2005 | Smitten by love, repulsed by peanut butter. |
10/02/2005 | In the midst of interrogation, a red alert signals an emergency. |
10/05/2005 | Autumn arrives, only to be promptly kicked out. |
10/09/2005 | Katherine learns that not everything you hear, no matter how likely, can be trusted. |
10/12/2005 | Mitch figures it all out. |
10/16/2005 | Formulating a plan. |
10/19/2005 | The army of the truth is assembled. |
10/23/2005 | Feigning ignorance, the client suffers her first loss. |
10/26/2005 | The only way to live. |
10/30/2005 | The empire of untruth collapses. |
11/02/2005 | A perspective on how love should be, and what it shouldn't be. |
11/06/2005 | The reasons behind the retaliation. |
11/09/2005 | Giving up hope, the flashback ends and we return to the present. |
11/09/2005 | Arcturus sympathizes with Autumn and hints at a path to redemption. |
11/13/2005 | Giving up hope, the flashback ends and we return to the present. |
11/16/2005 | Autumn "sincerely" apologizes to the target of her mania. |
11/20/2005 | The first "multilingual" comic to date. |
11/30/2005 | Seeing the futility of his attempt at redemption, Arcturus mulls his wasted time while Hunter proposes a fitting demise. |
12/04/2005 | A heated argument ensues about the gender equality issues of self-imposed execution. |
12/07/2005 | Ah, loopholes. *sigh* |
12/11/2005 | Autumn's job is set into motion. |
12/14/2005 | Hunter's creative liberties with their agreed procedure become evident. |
12/18/2005 | Debate over the freshly transpired events allows our protagonists to get caught off-guard. |
12/21/2005 | Escape becomes a priority. |
12/25/2005 | A new piece of decor is added to the base of operations. |
12/28/2005 | The boys stop for some fast food. |
01/08/2006 | Hunter mulls the rudeness of allowing one's pets to dump the trash of others. |
01/11/2006 | Hunter reveals his methods of deterrence. |
01/15/2006 | Unfortunately, things do not go according to plan. |
01/18/2006 | Arcturus gets roped into helping Hunter move the body of the crime. |
01/22/2006 | Almost caught, the boys distract the newcomer with the most lovably, cuddly thing they can think of. |
01/25/2006 | Precautions are taken to prevent the mistakes made during the last customer's experience. |
01/29/2006 | A new method of effective education is born. |
02/01/2006 | Codename Rudolph begins his self-absorbed story. |
02/05/2006 | A peek into the depths of Rudolph's conceited lifestyle. |
02/08/2006 | How one tells history and how it actually happened are rarely the same thing. |
02/12/2006 | Fresh off his defeat, Rudolph attempts to redeem himself in a musical venue. |
02/19/2006 | Damage Control. |
02/22/2006 | The formation of a coalition of revenge. |
02/26/2006 | Caught unexcpecting and unawares. |
03/01/2006 | Retaliation is delivered with lecture on the side. |
03/05/2006 | Another challenge is issued. |
03/08/2006 | Playing off the fury of the accused, the fight ensues. |
03/12/2006 | Action! |
03/15/2006 | Passing the asskicking torch. |
03/20/2006 | The other defamation victim gets his shot. |
03/22/2006 | Framing the scene to look like a drunken rampage. |
03/26/2006 | Codename Rudolph finds his reputation in tatters as we come back to the present. |
03/29/2006 | The post-story interrogation. |
04/02/2006 | Arcturus attemps to deter the desires of the client. |
04/05/2006 | Attempted dissuasion. |
04/09/2006 | The client comes to a realization... too late. |
04/12/2006 | Enforcing the guarantee, and making the future better for everyone. |
04/23/2006 | The boys provide themselves cover for their departure. |
04/26/2006 | Satan takes the fall and the boys discover that their codename for the client was not as ingenious as they thought. |
04/30/2006 | Getting ready for school. |
05/03/2006 | Driving to class and dealing with traffic assholes. |
05/07/2006 | Utilitarianism. |
05/10/2006 | Dealing with nags during exams. |
05/14/2006 | Discussing their days and running into a blonde bunny bombshell. |
05/17/2006 | Logistics of Anti-Gravity Ta-Tas. |
05/21/2006 | Perhaps at the most inconvenient time for Hunter, a special someone shows up. |
05/24/2006 | Hunter and Chryseis plan their long-belated date. |
05/03/2006 | Driving to class and dealing with traffic assholes. |
05/31/2006 | Hot-chick brain*fart. |
06/04/2006 | Hunter tries to get some action he denied himself in his run-in with Chryseis. |
06/07/2006 | Discussing women desirability. |
06/11/2006 | A most astute observation. |
06/14/2006 | Tangents galore as the boys grab a bite to eat. |
06/18/2006 | Taking the scenic route back to class. |
06/21/2006 | Arcturus does in after class to see how he fared on the earlier exam. |
06/25/2006 | These people are out there. I know who they are. I may be related to them. That frightens me deeply. |
06/28/2006 | A sketchy entry from "Ran Out of Time" theater. |
07/02/2006 | Comparing Pink Floyd with Anime. |
07/05/2006 | Hunter takes on the religious right. |
07/12/2006 | Hunter launches his first in a series of arguments. |
07/19/2006 | Continuing his exploration of biblical liberties, Hunter ruins someone's lunch break. |
07/23/2006 | Our Evil Protagonist explores the Christian tradition of subjugating women. |
07/30/2006 | Joined by the woman's husband, the sinister vulpine turns scripture into domestic violence. |
08/02/2006 | Shifting his destructive attention, Hunter reverses the situation on the husband. |
08/06/2006 | Oh, hey, there IS a second main character, huh... |
08/09/2006 | After certainly getting on the Black Panthers' hit list, Hunter claims he has finished his tirade... |
08/27/2006 | One trip to California for me later, I discover that I suck at illustrating again. That'll learn me to take off.... |
08/30/2006 | Hunter alerts the mob that they themselves might as well have nailed their savior to the cross themselves. |
09/03/2006 | Vindication. |
09/06/2006 | Bordering on blasphemy for their final time, in front of the mob anyway, the protagonists see the fruits of their efforts. |
09/10/2006 | Celebrating their venture, the boys head to a local eatery to discuss Hunter's motivations for interference. |
09/13/2006 | We get our first look into when evil was young and chibified. |
09/17/2006 | Even as a child, Hunter's inquisitive nature did not sit well with his religious upbringing. |
09/20/2006 | As an annoyance becomes more prominent, a defining moment in Hunter's youth is exposed. |
09/24/2006 | An annoyance begins to become a problem. |
10/01/2006 | Arguments are made, one to pester, the other to be left alone. |
10/04/2006 | Slipping away from the commotion. |
10/08/2006 | Unappreciative of their evasive efforts, the waiters recites his manifesto of rape. |
10/11/2006 | Best sound effect EVER. Or worst. I dunno. |
10/15/2006 | Big Honkin' Boot II: Honkin' HARDER. |
10/18/2006 | Pulling the trigger. |
10/25/2006 | Changing attack strategies. |
10/29/2006 | The waiter is in for a colorful surprise to commemorate the second anniversary of the comic. |
11/01/2006 | Finishing off the business with the waiter, and Hunter remembers his true purpose for the day. |
11/05/2006 | Hunter theorizes how his date will play out, and tries to horrify poor Arc into a coma. |
11/08/2006 | Hunter displays his secred sci-fi-nerdiness. |
11/12/2006 | Horseplay aside, Hunter finally has a rendezvous with Chryseis for his date. |
11/15/2006 | Re-evaluating the day. |
11/22/2006 | Channelling Bob Barker. |
11/29/2006 | Haggling over discounts. |
11/15/2006 | Re-evaluating the day. |
12/20/2006 | Arcturus questions why the client won't let nature take its course. |
12/24/2006 | The boys make an entrance strategy for their newly attained employment. |
12/27/2006 | Proof that the author and the protagonists have played WAAAAAAY too many video games. |
01/14/2007 | Hunter puts hours on the couch in front of the tube to use. |
01/17/2007 | Explanation and execution. |
01/21/2007 | Panic in the ICU. |
01/24/2007 | The boys unexpectedly eavesdrop on an unwanted development. |
01/28/2007 | Catharsis. |
01/31/2007 | Channelling Charlie Brown, Hunter writes a "loving fan-letter" to the acronymed one. |
02/04/2007 | Arcturus meets up with an old acquaintance. |
02/11/2007 | The dangers of giving recognition to the people in your head. |
02/14/2007 | Celebrating Singles Awareness Day by debating what life would be like if Arc got bored after a personality overhaul. |
02/18/2007 | Arcturus presents his nagging questions to himself. |
02/21/2007 | Has a third party uncovered their devious activities? |
02/25/2007 | We break from the story for some inane activities. |
02/28/2007 | Returning to the plot at hand, Arc issues a challenge to his shadow counterpart. |
03/04/2007 | Arc and his dark half face off for Round Two. |
03/07/2007 | Explaining the contingency plan. |
03/11/2007 | Job interview. |
03/14/2007 | We take another break in the plot for some vulpine-related shenanigans. |
03/21/2007 | Arc meets his NEW co-workers. |
03/25/2007 | The boss explains her business strategy to the new hire. |
03/28/2007 | Arcturus is shown the tools and tricks of the trade. |
04/01/2007 | Customer service would be great without the customers. |
04/04/2007 | We take another plot break to check in and see what the lead vulpine is doing with his down time. |
04/11/2007 | Arcturus deals with his first slew of consumers. |
04/15/2007 | Facing the wrath of the mathematically handicapped. |
04/18/2007 | Crash course in culinary combat. |
04/22/2007 | Hunter toys with his favorite form of entertainment. |
04/25/2007 | Arc shows his naivety by having faith in the intelligence of the customerssi. |
05/02/2007 | Arc shows his naivety by having faith in the intelligence of the customers. |
05/04/2007 | Assaulted by a barrage of mind-blowingly stupid questions. |
05/11/2007 | Taking a break; getting an epiphany. |
05/16/2007 | Arc misplaces his trust that the customers will reckon the consequences of their choices. |
05/27/2007 | An ode to an unlikely source of inspiration: Bill O'Reilly. |
05/30/2007 | Deicide on a plate. |
06/03/2007 | Because Blasphemy is all fun 'n games 'til someone gets smoten with lightning. |
06/06/2007 | Catalyst arrival. |
06/10/2007 | Arc finds himself getting sentimental while committing assault. |
06/13/2007 | Leaving the nine-to-five-based mainstream occupation. |
06/20/2007 | Showing that sometimes you CAN go home again. |
06/24/2007 | The boys catch up, with a cameo that will win you the "painfully obvious" award if you guess it correctly. |
07/04/2007 | The Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar of death reconvene. |
07/08/2007 | Going out to celebrate a reunion. |
07/11/2007 | Nothing says fun like acid and strippers. |
07/15/2007 | Debunking the Dairy Conspiracy. |
07/18/2007 | Hunter stumbles upon the first potential customer since their triumphant return. |
07/22/2007 | A frat brother expresses his alcohol concerns. |
07/28/2007 | A bar-hopping twenty-first birthday ensues. |
08/01/2007 | Waking up hungover... and dead. |
08/05/2007 | The potential client deals with his friend's passing as best he can... |
08/08/2007 | The winds of public opinion start blowing against the client's favor. |
08/12/2007 | The client accepts the responsibility of his friends death... with a little outside coercion. |
08/15/2007 | Hunter plays barroom apothecary. |
08/19/2007 | The usual fallback is employed. |
08/22/2007 | The unwitting confessions of a terrified mind. |
08/26/2007 | The SFH duo explains their lack of sympathy for the client's source of misery. |
09/05/2007 | Confronting the mourning parents. |
09/09/2007 | A will broken. |
09/12/2007 | Execution is set into motion. |
09/19/2007 | Explaining the reasoning behind his mode of termination. |
09/23/2007 | Because what is Hunter if not a deceptive bastard?... |
09/26/2007 | I reiterate the query above... |
09/30/2007 | Another job well done. |
09/19/2007 | Explaining the reasoning behind his mode of termination. |
10/03/2007 | Confrontation of grief. |
10/07/2007 | The accusations of responsibility are turned onto the former accusers. |
10/10/2007 | Lacking the time to illustrate, we take a quick shot at unfortunately popular culture. |
10/14/2007 | End of chapter. |
10/17/2007 | Stepping back in time, the boys deal with a "lost" client from their inagural days. |
10/21/2007 | Something familiar, something new. |
10/24/2007 | Arc returns to HQ to find that things have changed in his abscence of which he was not originally aware. |
10/28/2007 | Ordering out. |
10/31/2007 | Discussing toppings for a pizza. |
10/04/2007 | THe order is delivered while Arc discovers that he's been had. |
11/11/2007 | The boys meet the previously-unseen outside influence which aids their deplorable business. |
11/14/2007 | Figuring that a gun to the face is the way Karma pays back for causing a heart attack mid-boink. |
11/18/2007 | In the time that he'd been gone, Arc discovers some modifications to the self-defense system. |
11/21/2007 | Calling shotgun while riding with some is meant more literally than with others. |
12/02/2007 | Just a cover story. |
12/05/2007 | Detailing the operation and considering a new line of work. |
12/09/2007 | Where porn comes from. |
12/12/2007 | Running behind schedule. |
12/15/2007 | Mach Fogey. |
12/23/2007 | Individual-specific legislation. |
12/26/2007 | The semantics of dead parents. |
01/20/2008 | Woman driver on a cellphone. Pray for survival. |
02/03/2008 | Seat belts as IQ tests. |
02/10/2008 | From moral opposition to reluctant spectator. |
02/17/2008 | Arcturus Winrock, H.M.I.C. |
03/09/2008 | Traffic Vigilantes. |
03/30/2008 | Condolence cookies. |
04/13/2008 | Sometimes pizza delivery is just pizza delivery. Until it's not. |
04/27/2008 | Stumbling into a domestic incident in progress. |
05/04/2008 | The boys stay behind to assist a potential future client. |
05/25/2008 | The woman affirms her client status, and begins her story. |
06/18/2008 | The fated couple first meet. |
06/25/2008 | Noticable problems arise. |
07/09/2008 | Not visions... delusions of the future. |
07/16/2008 | Isolation begins. |
07/23/2008 | Ugly, desperate jealousy leads to a desperate attempt to ease things. |
07/27/2008 | The client is not given a choice in her banishment from work. |
08/17/2008 | Acute battering incident. |
08/26/2008 | Running away to get away. |
09/12/2008 | She has to make the marriage work. |
10/03/2008 | Reconciliation. |
10/20/2008 | Quitting and failure. |
10/28/2008 | Tension-building and revisitation of the acute incident. |
11/02/2008 | Authoritarian intervention. |
11/09/2008 | The cycle of violence. |
11/16/2008 | Seeking help and reprieve. |
11/23/2008 | Pregnant. |
12/04/2008 | She's there... her scalp is here. |
12/17/2008 | Losing the baby. |
01/01/2009 | Back to the present. |
01/12/2009 | Words mean nothing when you're being slaughtered. |
01/17/2009 | ANY rule can be made up on the spot if you can pass it off as "little known." |
01/25/2009 | Why Hunter wants to "help." |
01/31/2009 | And their carraige returns. |
02/12/2009 | Ocean voyage by barrel. |
02/22/2009 | Explaining the plan to the client. |
02/27/2009 | Selling the idea of homicide. |
03/10/2009 | Strategic omissions. |
03/17/2009 | Of course, any radio dialogue eventually devolves into a MGS homage for any self-disrespective video game geek. |
03/22/2009 | Neo-Linguistic Programming, done in the style of Robert Patrick Modell. |
04/03/2009 | A moment's hesitation. |
04/08/2009 | Struggle for rhetorical supremacy. |
04/14/2009 | Failure, freedom, and consequence. |
04/20/2009 | Justifying non-interference. |
04/24/2009 | The lust for intellect over emotion. |
05/03/2009 | Entering the death venue. |
05/14/2009 | Explaining the procedure as being pertinent to her desires. |
05/19/2009 | Explaining the focus of her final piece. |
05/25/2009 | A final word of farewell whispered to her merciless abuser. |
05/29/2009 | The finishing touch applied, the boys do see a glimpse of her heart in the completed piece, and for a moment, understand. |
06/04/2009 | Down, depressed, a lone, char-broiled ray of sunshine stumbles into the office. |
06/18/2009 | Their new aspiring client, Ty, spins a poorly told lie. |
06/23/2009 | Ty attempts to save face with his fantasy. |
06/27/2009 | The boys' animosity for Ty's lies are obvious. |
07/07/2009 | The boys take the new client to the site of the last customer's emotional pinnacle. The last two panels got turned into a Team Fortress 2 splash poster. |
07/14/2009 | Ty wakes up as helpless as your standard Pinata. |
07/23/2009 | Ty realizes his lies have no effect on truth-centric individuals. |
07/30/2009 | It is explained to the client why the boys will get away with it. |
08/06/2009 | Cowardice begets a coward's end, and the procedure begins. |
08/13/2009 | The cruelty of fruitless hope. |
08/27/2009 | The client, now without the benefit of two major joints. |
09/06/2009 | The best way to stress a point is through repetition, after all... |
09/15/2009 | The client is held over the edge of a lifetime. |
09/22/2009 | Agreement is reached between the.. three? |
09/26/2009 | Hoof it! |
10/03/2009 | Denouement. |